"Average American Guy" Vintage Farm Graphic (I’m Brown As F**k) T-shirt
"Average American Guy" Vintage Farm Graphic (I’m Brown As F**k) T-shirt
"Average American Guy" Vintage Farm Graphic (I’m Brown As F**k) T-shirt
"Average American Guy" Vintage Farm Graphic (I’m Brown As F**k) T-shirt
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"Average American Guy" Vintage Farm Graphic (I’m Brown As F**k) T-shirt

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This garment-dyed tee brings a worn-in, honest energy to everyday wear. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, softened by the post-construction dyeing that gives each shirt a lived-in texture and subtle color variation. The front art—rustic farm scenes framed with Americana details and bold lettering—speaks to folks who live and work with their hands, laugh loudly, and lean into plainspoken pride. Relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching let this shirt move through chores, weekend projects, and backyard hangs without fuss. Available in many colors and sizes, it wears like an old favorite from the first day.

Slip it on for weekend yard work, bonfire nights, or hanging out at the local feed store. It layers easily under flannels or jackets and ages beautifully as the dye settles and cotton softens further. For anyone who values durability and character in their everyday wardrobe, this tee feels like something they’d reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk construction and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50