Graphic T-Shirt - “Average American Guy: I Don’t Own A Truck, I’m Brown As F***” Farm Vintage Design
Graphic T-Shirt - “Average American Guy: I Don’t Own A Truck, I’m Brown As F***” Farm Vintage Design
Graphic T-Shirt - “Average American Guy: I Don’t Own A Truck, I’m Brown As F***” Farm Vintage Design
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Graphic T-Shirt - “Average American Guy: I Don’t Own A Truck, I’m Brown As F***” Farm Vintage Design

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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a rugged, down-to-earth vibe—soft to the touch from after-construction dyeing and built to last with double-needle seams. The front graphic evokes rural life: a worn cowboy hat, a small American farm, livestock, and bold text that speaks with blunt, unapologetic humor. It sits relaxed on the body, hangs like a lived-in favorite, and the deep, muted colorways bring out the vintage-farmhouse illustration. Wear it while doing morning chores, grabbing a beer at the local watering hole, or standing on the porch watching the sun dip below the fields. It feels like a statement from someone who knows where they come from and isn’t afraid to say it out loud.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Relaxed fit available from S to 4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50