Wrap yourself in cozy humor with this midweight crewneck that nods to fitness fandom and snack devotion at once. Soft, slightly structured fabric holds a playful, colorful print of smiling french fries and the line “I’m on a macro-counting journey (mostly counting french fries),” so the sweater feels like a wink between friends. It sits relaxed across the shoulders with a classic cut that layers easily — great for slow mornings, gym cooldowns, or grabbing a late-night bite. The print is bright without shouting, and a small back emblem adds a subtle, quirky finish. Comfortable, machine-friendly, and built to wear often, this sweatshirt becomes the go-to for anyone who tracks macros but never forgets to laugh.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (color-dependent blends)
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² / 285 g/m²) with classic fit
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Tear-away label, tubular knit (no side seams), REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |





